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My name is Alexa. I'm making everything up as I go along. If that tickles your fancy I would suggest sticking around. Things may get interesting. Or not.
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No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
Laughing too much. Oh god.
(via cephalopodvernacular)
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Oh, stop it. STOP IT.
(Source: thepara-noid, via charmaineolivia)
happy leaf erickson day
hinga dinga durgen
(Source: souljaboymeetsworld, via the2000sblog)
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David Bowie
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Fla.vor.ice
[Flickr]
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(Source: swiftmykristen, via jennathecat)
Track:
Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)
Artist:
Nancy Sinatra
Album:
Kill Bill, Vol. 1
Plays:
11,928 plays
Nancy Sintara - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)
| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
|---|---|
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |